This is the story of a young man whose soul had one day suddenly...
...swapped with that of a gangster boss who silences crying children.
Taking place in a child counseling center, it triggered a series of events...
...that turned him into a hero...
...who saves children who are suffering in the dark.
His name...?
...Don Quixote.
Yoshi.
-Hey. -Yes?
Ya think they're gonna give us like a dozen injections?
I'm not sure, we just have to ask them.
Ah, I don't like this...
...let's just go home. -No no...
...we've come a long way... let's just ask them anyway.
Actually, uhm...
...it seems that our insides have swapped.
'Insides?'
What I mean is our minds... or maybe our souls...
The moment we pressed the doorbells at an apartment complex, I turned into him...
And this person became me.
That sounds really hard, huh?
At first we thought that it was a dream.
We thought that if after we sleep and wake up, we would return to normal...
But apparently, this is not a dream.. It's really happening!
It sure seems difficult... I feel for the both of you.
Doctor, what's wrong with us?
How can we get back to normal?
That's a tough question.
If we ain't gonna go back to our bodies, we're in big trouble.
You're right, of course.
I'll be forced to wear tacky clothes like these if I don't return!
And I'm stuck to wearin' his duds too, if I don't go back.
And having this head and face....
When I sweat, I smell like my dad...
These eyes are presbyopic... and I get cramps in my legs at night.
And I'm sick of this body, too!
Can't take in cigars and alcohol, too weak for fist-fights, and ain't got no stamina at all!
It's the worst thing that could happen for a man like me, amirite?!
Uh, wait... if you could please calm down.
Doctor... we're counting on ya!
Looks like the both of you are quite tired, right?
Did you know?
The first radical for the word 'busy' means 'heart' and if you remove that, it would read as 'lose.'
And we know that the kanji for 'heart' also means 'mind'.
So the two of you are probably so busy... that apparently you've lost your minds.
Right?
ARE YA TRYIN' TO F*CK WITH ME?!
Ah! Ah, help me!
We came in here hopin' ya could help us!
We're tryin to be serious here but ya go and make fun of us?!
-Help! Help me please! -Ya mother***er!
Calm down please!
I knew it... no one believes us.
And I'm still stuck bein you again.
Ah~... Ayumi... wish I could be with her.
Uh, I hope you'll continue doing my work please.
Even if I don't wanna, do I have a choice?
Sabashima-san, please don't lose hope.
I'll try to research on the (inter)net on how we can get back to normal... I will google it up.
Huh? 'Google?' 'Net?'
You don't know what they mean?
Of course I do!
Ain't 'net' the thing you spread out? And 'google' means 'to pull it,' amirite?
Any moron knows that!
♪Para lograr felicidad♪ *To achieve happiness*
♪Hay que reir tambier cantar♪ *You have to laugh and sing*
♪Vamos asi hasta el final♪ *Let's continue this way until the end*
~ DON QUIXOTE ~ ♪Tu corazon te hara vibrar♪ *Your heart will make you shake*
Translation and fine timing: earthcolors
Raw provider and retiming: furransu
Special thanks to: hina_camui
::Story 3:: "Taking a Walk with a Juvenile Delinquent"
G'mornin.
Hey, Shirota, the police are looking for you.
Ah? Arite, bring it on... Haven't had a run-in with em lately.
Huh? What're you saying... Are you still half-asleep?
They will bring a 14 year old boy for protective custody.
-Whatcha mean by that? -Don't you remember...
...that boys under the age of 14 who have committed a crime are your responsibility?
You really are still half-asleep, aren't you?
What? Sounds like a bothersome thing to do.
-Huh?! -What do you mean by that?
Alright, everyone. May I have a moment?
This is Matsuoka Fumiya-kun.
Also we have a detective here from the Keihin Office of Juvenile Affairs.
Hello, I'm Kamiyama from the Keihin Office.
What?!
-Kamiyama! -What's the matter, Shirota?
Do you know him?
Err, no... not really.
Are you the child welfare caseworker?
Well, yeah.
Can a noob like you handle juvenile delinquents?
What did ya say? Bastard...
He-hey, Shirota!
Excuse my rudeness, hope ya understand.
Well now... c'mon... let's start our case meeting.
Shirota-kun, tea please.
Fine.
Oops.
Uhm, would Fumiya-kun please wait in the interview room?
-Nishiwaki-kun, please accompany him. -Yes.
Let's go.
Even if it's late, we're gonna have our honeymoon at last!
Finally... after being married for 3 years.
May the two of you enjoy it to the fullest. [Banner: 'Happy Honeymoon!']
Yes!
Thanks for making my dream come true.
-Darling! -Ayumi!
We gotta catch our plane... we'll continue this... on a beach in the Bahamas.
Ah?
That trip of yours... is now cancelled.
Kamiyama!
Someone broke into the warehouse at the Keihin Port area this week...
...around 20 million yen worth of goods were stolen.
Such a cheap crime ain't got nothin to do with me!
Hey! You're under arrest for obstruction of justice!
Ya bastards! Ya can't arrest me!
Wait a minute! Oi, ya bastards!
Let me go!
-Ayumi! Ayumi! -Boss!
Darling~!
Ayumi~! Ayumiiii~!
A week ago, Matsuoka Fumiya was found wandering late at night...
A policeman on patrol had taken him into custody.
At that time, he was found to be in possession of some pirated games inside a bag.
According to his testimony, a stranger approached him in front of a station.
He was told, 'You'll get 10,000 yen ($130) if you deliver a paper bag somewhere.'
Did he know what was inside the bag?
He said so in his testimony.
So I'm placing him here under the custody of this child counseling center.
But I'm expecting this boy will be going back.
What do you mean?
Matsuoka Fumiya's probably a part of some gang's smuggling operation.
He's covering up for that friend of his.
What makes you think so?
Just a feeling.
This smuggling ring...
...has sold so far thousands of pirated software games...
...causing hundreds of millions of losses.
So you Child Center people, don't forget to strictly investigate this matter.
Hold on... for us, this matter is...
Here, here, here ya go...
I made ya some tea~.
Here.
Go ahead.
Uh, thanks.
This is good!
Kamiyama-san...
...our work here is not about judging children or administering punishment.
That's right. Our job is to...
...rehabilitate these children through guidance and counseling.
That's why you child center guys are too naive and easily fooled.
You get suckered in by these kids.
You're being too soft on them...
...that's why they keep on repeating their crimes, am I right?
If you really wanna rehabilitate these kids, you gotta punish them severely...
...beat the hell outta them to help straighten 'em out!
Kamiyama!
What needs to be beaten up is that exaggeratin' mouth of yers...
Ya call yerself a man of respect?
What?
Just because it pleases ya... ya make up a crime and frame someone up...
Ya playin-dirty scum!
Hey, what's the matter with you?
Because of this guy, my honeymoon was...
'Honeymoon?'
No, actually, uh... in other words...!
...when cops suspect someone, he gets treated like a criminal right away!
Hey, boy!
You got a problem with me?
What're ya lookin at, ya bastard!
Come on now, guys... alright?
Anyway, let's listen now to Fumiya-kun's side of the story.
-Shirota-kun, Nishiwaki-kun, please. -Yes.
-Kaede-chan will provide a psychological test. -Yes.
...While Kodama-san and Nanba-san will go and interview people from his junior high school.
-Yes. -Yes.
I wanna watch when you interview him.
-What the heck? That guy gives such a bad impression. -Certainly does.
Shirota, what happened to you?
Eh?... Well.
What happened was...
I just wanna help that boy get back on his feet.
Arite! Nishi-yan, let's go!
'Nishi-yan?'
That bastard!
You've changed a lot lately, haven't you?
Nee-san, please forgive me.
I really know nothin'...
Ever since we got married, he had never...
...spent the night away from home.
But in the past week alone, he didn't come home twice. Twice, I tell you.
But it's because the President had been calling him...
You think I believe such an excuse?
It's a woman, isn't it? It's because of a woman, right?
No, really... I don't know anythin...
I'm back~.
-Thanks for the hard work. -You, too, guys.
It's hot, isn't it?
"Everyone, you see..."
"...I have this person inside my body...."
He can touch-type?
Where did he learn to do that...?
Boss even barely knows how to send an email thru mobile phone.
Tell us now your side of the story so we can verify the facts.
And from it, we could decide on how we could help you in the future.
Yeah, that's right!
Yes.
First, tell us why you took on such a job?
Yeah... why did ya?
I wanted some spending money.
Yes but...
...to be given 10,000 yen just to deliver something, didn't you find anything off with that?
That's right.~
-Not particularly... -I see.
Have you done this kind of thing before?
No, this is the first time.
And this other guy, was it your first time to see him?
Was it yer first time?
Yes.
Are you telling us the truth?
Yes.
Hey! You tell the truth!
I'm gonna beat the sh*t outta ya if you don't say it.
You wanna make me mess up your life?
Hey, what are you saying?
Children are sensitive to what grown-ups say to them!
-Then you guys better straighten him out! -Hey, Kamiyama-san...
...cool it will ya?
This ain't a goddam interrogation room!
You bastard... you're tryin' to interfere with me?
Eh? What's this, huh?
Is the detective losin' his temper?
How is Matsuoka-kun like in school?
He's a perfectly normal kid... also has the usual average grades.
There's nothing noticeable about him.
Have you recently noticed any changes in him?
Nothing in particular...
How is his relationship with his friends?
I think it's good, he's always together with some of his friends.
'Friends?'
You mean us?
Sure he always sticks with us but...
...as a friend, not really...
He's the kind that doesn't talk much at all.
Well, he's kinda like 'air.'* [*person ignored]
When I look at you, I remember this guy I know named Sabashima.
Ah? Sabashima?
Ah! I heard about him.
The legendary gangster with a heart of gold, a man among men.
Well, that's a laugh... he's just an idiot.
Idiot?
That kid better give information about those smuggling rings...
Or else, I'll turn him over to the 'Marubo'* [*Cops who investigate gang-related crimes]
Those guys will be the ones to beat the truth out of him!
Bring it on, Kamiyama.
The hell I will let cha take credit for this case.
In school, they barely know Fumiya because... ['Don't hand the kid to Kamiyama -> Kamiyama won't take credit -> I win!']
...he's a kind of kid that doesn't stand out. ['Don't hand the kid to Kamiyama -> Kamiyama won't take credit -> I win!']
He doesn't seem to be bullied...
He does go with some of his classmates but they don't acknowledge him as a friend.
Going over the results of his psychological tests, it shows that he is an introvert...
Regarding interpersonal relationships, I see him as a weak type.
Did he say anything about his feelings? Do you think he's hiding something?
Well, I couldn't tell if he was being honest either.
But if he's really a part of a criminal group...
...you have to wonder where he meets with them?
Well, as long as Fumiya-kun's surroundings are being investigated...
...these possible friends of his may not show up.
Well, let's observe him a little more.
Shirota-kun, please take Fumiya-kun to his temporary room.
Yep!
Yer gonna stay here for awhile.
Go ahead.
Anyway, yer a gutsy kid, arite.
Whether yer under threat or coverin' up for yer friends...
...you've pulled it off very well.
I'm not covering up for anyone!
Now now... I get it, arite?
I absolutely won't say a word to Kamiyama so doncha worry.
-Shirota-san.~ -Ah?
I saw how you stood up to that cop with the scary face.
That was quite cool.
Hey you... what are ya here for, anyway?
-I was caught by Mineko-san. -Mineko?
It's like an inseparable relationship? I've known her since I was 6.
Well, see you around.
Wonder what's her deal?
I'm sorry, Alex...
...if you have to live with with a very difficult person.
Ya keep talking to that lizard, it's so damn disgusting.
But Alex is a friend of mine.
-Are ya serious? -Yes.
Last Christmas, we spent it together.
Alright then, Alex...
Happy Merry Christmas!
You want to eat some cake?
Well, what can you do anyway?
Your head might be damaged...
Miso may seem like miso but what comes out is kani miso*, amirite? [*crab brains/guts, a delicacy]
That's something what an oji-san would say.
-What? -What's wrong with being friends with a lizard?
Sabashima-san, when you feel no one understands you...
...you'd feel immediately dismissed but right now...
...there are many ways you can connect with the world.
Like today, I wrote on the internet, asking for advice.
I wrote, "Our insides have been swapped."
And instantly, people wrote in their thoughts...
-Really? -Here, here...
-How do you do this? -You just press this one here.
'Get yourself struck by lightning...' 'Kiss each other?'
'Hug each other while you tumble down the stairs of a shrine.'
'Look it up on black magic...' These are just stupid!
No, these were written by people...
...who are seriously concerned about us.
Nah, I don't think so...
Well, a 50 year old oji-san like you would certainly think it's impossible.
What did ya say, ya bastard?
Ya baldie!
What? You... weakling!
Ya say 'weakling,' but this is yer body yer talking about.
And you say 'baldie'... isn't this your bald head, too?
Yer right.
You're right, too.
['From Friend: Are you ok?']
['I'm okay, don't worry. I won't betray you.']
Morrnnin'~.
-Good morning. -You look eager today, huh?
Yeah... I gotta have some fighting spirit so that guys like Kamiyama won't look down me.
Shirota-kun, recently you have been talking back and not listening...
...to your senpai*, have you? [*seniors]
-Ya think so? -Yes.
Shirota, Fumiya-kun's parents are coming today...
...we're going to interview them. -What?
Hey, ain't Kamiyama gonna raid us today?
Ah, I mean, is Kamiyama comin' here?
-Never mind that, come on. -Wait.. oi oi!
Oi, Nishi-yan! Oi!
-Will you stop with that 'Nishi-yan...' -Arite, fine, Nishiwaki-san!
Thank you for taking care of my son, he must have been an inconvenience.
Can you tell us how is he like at home?
Before, he was less talkative and doesn't socialize with other children...
But recently he seemed to have brightened up suddenly and speaks better now.
-...'brightened up suddenly.' -Yes.
He would often exchange email messages on his mobile phone.
Even during meals he would check his messages several times.
Mobile phone, huh?
-Cyber-friend? -Yes.
Looks like Fumiya-kun is close to this cyber-friend.
But it seems unlikely that he's emailing his friends.
So then, who is he exchanging emails with on the phone?
Those behind the counterfeit computer games of smuggling rings.
['Urgent deal. Deliver by hand at 2 pm today. You're the only one I can count on!']
Later at 2 pm...
['...at 2 pm today...' '...only one I can count on']
Fumiya-kun?
Onii-chan went out.
Eh?!
He sneaked out, huh?
Chief, what will we do?
If that cop finds out that Fumiya-kun has disappeared...
...they'll definitely hunt him down.
No, no...
If he finds him with them, he's gonna take credit for it, ain't he?
But as it is we have no choice but to tell him, right?
Ah...
...somehow can't we do anythin to help him out?
Hmm...
We'll say that Fumiya-kun went out for a walk.
'A walk?'
The child welfare caseworker who is responsible for his custody is also out supervising him.
That's it.
That way, I'll be the one to catch the kid.
Buy me some more time please!
But he himself had run away, didn't he?
It's the same as if he had admitted his guilt.
As a Child Counseling Center we can't go around covering up for someone.
Certainly, it could make the police...
...think we're going against them...
It may be an unwise thing to do.
Ya guys... gotta be f***ing kiddin me!
That kid...
...ya guys said ya wanna help him recover, didn't ya?
Well, I ain't gonna give up.
Before the cops do, I'm gonna find that kid...
So doncha let Kamiyama sniff out what had happened.
Yossha!
Hey, wait a minute, Shirota... Hey!
-Chief, what should we do? -Even if we do this or that...
...it's still going to turn out the same... it can't be helped, huh?
Hey, it's time to interview that kid, where is he?
He went out for a walk with Shirota-kun.
'Walk?'
Kamiyama here. Fumiya has escaped.
You heard it... He escaped from the Child Center.
Send the photo of the kid to all the cops and hunt him down.
You better be ready cuz you're all gonna pay for this.
He found it out so easily!
He's one heck of a cop, huh?
This is no time to admire him...
If this gets worse, we'll be all out of a job.
Say.
This year, how many kids have you really saved?
Eh? Yes... I understand.
Uh, Hyodo-san, Yasu, Ken...
Could you come with me?
Is there something the matter?
I'll explain it later?
Keeping a secret again?
Actually, I want you guys go look for some kid.
Yes?
This kid.
Boss, may I ask what your connection is with this kid?
It's uh...
Hold on moment...
This kid's name is Matsuoka Fumiya-kun.
Since he has a lot of pirated video games with him...
...the fuzz* are after him. [*police]
The fuzz are after this kid?
Yes.
-Boss, is this your kid? -Ya dumbass!
'I wanna teach Detective Kamiyama a lesson.'
Boss, who's that behind ya?
Huh? Well, never mind that.
Anyway, please help me out with this kid.
-Please look for him, thanks. -Yessir.
-Let's go. -Yessuh!
Thanks for your help!
It's just three of them against the cops, what are the odds of us finding him first?
Doncha forget... This part of the town is our turf.
We know the secret alley ways around here, we can pick up any info faster than those fuzz.
-Oh, I see what you mean. -Yeah.
Ah, here...
I bought this at the department store, ya can have it.
Why?
Think of it as a charm against bad luck.
Ya can try and look at the club over there.
Have you seen this kid?
Hey...!
['Keihin Steel Mill no. 3 at three pm.]
['Got the CDs. Will deliver now.']
['From Friend: Good luck!']
['Thank you, you're so brave!']
Hello?
Boss, our informant Mitsuko has an interesting piece of info.
What is it?
Recently a broker told him of this group...
...who dealt with pirated computer games.
Where can we find him?
Oi.
You're the broker, Yamaoka, aren't cha?
I'm talkin to ya, assh*le.
Doncha go around callin' me as if ya know me!
Ya wanna get your face messed up, doncha?
What the hell?
Stop with the violence please!
Yeah, as expected! I'm such a strong guy!
Hey, kid. Come here.
Stop!
-Kamiyama-san. -Yeah?
The boy had been spotted.
I first heard this from a 20 year old college student who's been the one bringing them.
Where's this guy?
Who knows? We only exchange email messages...
Around 10 people in a group are each given a role...
...in bringing in those pirated games.
How did he and the others know Fumiya-kun?
Through the internet...
They look for those who are lonely and don't have friends through the internet.
One will pretend he's just like them in order to get closer to them.... ['The cops are coming soon.... to the location.']
...and exchange email messages. ['Help me']
So the kid doesn't really know them...
...but he does what they tell him by butterin' him up?
For Fumiya-kun...
...he was given some hope so he clings to it.
In the real world, he feels isolated.
He's ignored by his friends..
...doesn't have anyone to confide to.
That's why through the internet they look for someone... ['Let's be friends']
...who could help them.
Even if it means committing a crime...
...he's willing to deliver pirated games as a sign of friendship.
That's why he'll desperately cover up for this friend.
But why would he do this for a person he doesn't really know?
For him, he'd go that far for this person whom he thinks is precious to him.
Nah... I don't get it.
I don't get it at all.
"Daniel... police... deal is off."
What's that mean?
"The cops are after Daniel... it's over."
What the heck? ...'Daniel?'
The kid told em that the cops are after him.
Probably it's Fumiya-kun's handle.
-'Handle?' -In the internet, you have to be anonymous.
No no... why can't ya give yer real name?
They're gonna get rid of all the evidence now.
Eh?!
Isn't it like the lizard casting off its tail?* [*Sacrificing a member to let the rest escape]
What will happen to Fumiya-kun? Huh?
Oi!
May it be 'lizard' or 'Daniel', that ain't the point here!
I ain't gonna let Kamiyama take credit on this!
Oi, where's this business partner of yours?
Find out where Fumiya is headed!
-Yoshi~... come on! -Yes. -Let's go!
Oi.. wait...
You can hang out with us any time.
-Right! -It'll be super fun!
-Say, where can we hang out? -Let's decide now.
Wait up.. wait up...
I can't... I'm tired.
-It's the body that's tired, not you. -But this is yer body...
Just bear with it a little more please.
['Zero messages']
Why? Why?
Fumiya-kun, no use sending him a message.
Nobody's coming here.
You've been betrayed.
...I mean...
From the very start, you were being used.
What do you mean?
He made you think he's your friend...
...by getting acquianted with you so he could use you as a courier.
You think he's a person who understands you but he doesn't.
It's a lie! You're lying!
'The cops are after me,' isn't that what your message says?
As you can see, those guys have cast you off.
Look, Kamiyama will be here so we have to go.
C'mon.
Oi.
Fumiya-kun.
It's true that you can connect with people on the internet...
But a guy like this...
...can you really see him as a true friend?
What do you guys know?
You have no idea what I've been going through!
I don't get what this 'Daniel' is feeling.
Who is this 'Daniel' anyway?
You're Fumiya, aren't cha?
Even with such a small lie, it's already a betrayal, ain't it?
If ya say that these are yer friends...
...then why are ya hidin yer real name?
Amirite? This one...
...ya really think this is a friend of yours?
Huh?
OI!!
Matsuoka Fumiya! You can't get away now!
-Oi, wear those hat and shades. -Eh?
Go on... if he sees your face, it's gonna be troublesome.
Come here and bring that bag with you!
Hurry up!
This fella and I are takin' a walk.
Yer disturbin' us.
Let's go.
Wait... Sabashima-san!
Catch them... get em all!
Hurry!
Faster, Fumiya!
Hey you... Get out of the way!
Mineko-san... you know that Shirota guy?
...he did something so outrageous.
-Chief. -Hmm?
Where you going?
Just for a little walk.
This way!
-Oi, go to the other side, look there! -Yes!
Are you ok? Fumiya-kun!
Cryin out loud... Arite, get on!
C'mon, hurry!
Yossha~!
Maybe I should carry him.
-Shut up! -Eh?
This is between me and Kamiyama, there's no way I'm gonna lose!
Don't interfere!
-No but... -Yoshi!
Ah! See what happened?
-That hurts... -Please don't do this by yourself...
...aren't I supposed to protect Fumiya-kun, too?
Shudduupp~!
-Here, help him up! -Eh?
-C'mon! -Oof....
Are ya ok? You can do it, Fumiya-kun.
How can ya possibly be this weak?
-Well, it's unavoidable... -Whadda ya mean, 'unavoidable?'
Well, fer sure it's unavoidable fer ya.
But ya could work out in the gym.
You can do it, Fumiya-kun!
Arite, c'mon!
Ah... are ya gettin' tired...?
-Don't mind me. -Ya wanna take a break?
No way! I can keep up!
Ya better!
Ah!
We gotta hurry up!
Ya guys, can ya run faster?
We can do it.. we can do it...
-Ah! -Eh?
Bad! Bad! Turn around!
Goddamit! Even here!
...we're trapped! -Too bad for you, huh?
You guys give it up, it's useless to resist!
Sh*t...
Shirota-kun, your walk took too long. Hurry up please.
Oi, hurry, get in!
Wait, stop... Hey!
This child is under our temporary protective custody, and as the chief, I've been authorized to do this.
It is not possible for you to take him in now that he's inside my car.
Too bad for ya, huh, Kamiyama?
For whatever happened, please excuse it.
Excuse me...
Here, please examine it.
Hey, that kid... ...he's gonna get away...
-The police will not let you get away with it! -Enough! Let's go back.
-But Kamiyama-san... -Never mind!
Let's go!
I thought you didn't have what it takes to be a child welfare caseworker.
Surprisingly, that detective seemed a nice guy after all.
There's no way I'm gonna praise him.
But it does feel refreshing if you do it.
I told ya I ain't gonna praise him!
-But... -Hey.
You two are friends, right?
-Hell no! -No way!
('Dare?' - 'Who's that?')
What?
('Shi... ro... ta...')
In the end, Kamiyama-san decided to overlook it, huh?
It was a good thing such a nice person was assigned on this case.
You're right. He's certainly an admirable guy.
Listening to them yak about Kamiyama is makin me puke.
Shirota-san is... an idiot.
What did ya say?
As usual, you don't understand anything.
Win or lose, a man doesn't pull out from a fight.
Huh?
Aren't ya wastin your time away by just 'click-clicking' on those things?
For the heart to work, you gotta pump some blood into it... For cryin out loud.
Whatever I do... it's none of your concern.
They're done analyzing the messages in Fumiya-kun's mobile phone.
If they'll be able to trace the whereabouts of the culprits, they'll be caught in time.
In the end, it was still Kamiyama who had taken the credit.
There are people I get along with...
Fumiya-kun has begun to talk earnestly...
Hopefully he'll be able to recover.
Fer cryin out loud... what's with the kids these days.
I don't get why they enjoy and cling to these stuff so much.
Well, it can't be helped, can it?
And I don't get why there are more and more of these 'shinjin-rui'* [*new breed]...
'Shinjin-rui?' I'm surprised that you know such an old-fashioned word, huh?
'Shinjin-rui...'* [*refers to the younger generation having a different set of beliefs and values]
Yeah, guess so.
Onii-san, onii-san.. hey wait, onii-san.
-Ah? -Onii-san, you look like a nice fella...
Such long legs you have... You look like a model...
Model? You're a model, aren't you? Say, you wanna hang out here for awhile?
Cheers~!
Onii-san, what do you do?
Ah, I'm the real thing?
-You're amazing! -Am I?
-Say, can we ask for more? -Yeah go ahead, ask away.
Hello...
Uh, is this Sabashima-san?
Do you know Shirota-san?
He just drank a bit but he's already passed out.
I'll be there in a moment.
Taking care of this person is wearing me out.
What're you doing? Aren't you ashamed?
-He's awake! -He's awake!
Shirota-san, good morning.
Good morning~!
Don't fall asleep, ok?
Yeah, this body ain't used to drinking...
Ah, my head hurts...
Well, then, we'll lend you our laps.
Eh, you want mine?
-Come on! -Are ya sure?
Sure~!
-Come on, come on! -Arite, then...
Excuse me then.
-Unfair! -I'm next!
Do somethin, I'm gettin hungry.
Ya dummies, I can't eat all that!
Excuse me..sorry. Please stop it now.
I can't bear to watch you make a fool of myself.
Don't be such a spoilsport.. Oh, by the way...
This oji-san may look scary....
But his insides are 'pure.'* [*virginal]
Eh~!
-C'mon, sit sit. -Ah, wait...!
Today, it's on me... give him somethin' to drink.
-Wait, where you going? -I ain't feelin' good!
Cute~!
Oh, my goodness! Wait...!
DAARRLLIIING~?!
Ayumi?
Ayumi-san!
Translation and fine timing: earthcolors
Raw provider and retiming: furransu
Special thanks to: hina_camui
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